Underworld: Evolution....a review

Two thumbs.....down.....way down. When I reach the credits of a movie and proclaim out loud, "Please, in the name of all that is holy...do NOT let them make another movie." You should know that this is a REALLY bad sign. The plot went out the window and all funds were spent on silicone and graphics rendering time. The story was full of holes and did not adhere to any continunity of the overall story. But, if all your looking for is Kate Beckinsale in skin-tight outfits, silicone and lots of fake blood and gore then this is the movie for you. Personally, I like a smidge of plot in my movies...unless i'm looking for one of those stupidly funny movies. This one was neither.

~Kisea