Random funny post...

When I hear the name Bo Bice I think of two things, untalented musician and that he could pass as someone roaming my old high school.

Also, I made this little story up because it sorta amused me late at night.

I have become convinced that Yoda had an under-achieving younger brother. His name is Bo Bice. He probably had to stay with Yoda, in a spare room at the jedi temple from time to time. Bo Bice is an out of work musician because everyone finally figured out his music sucks. He usually lives with girlfriends, but always gets kicked out after a few months because they see he is so lame. Bo orders pizzas and charges them to Yoda's account. Yoda finds it very embarrassing when Bo interrupts Jedi council meetings in his boxers and robe to ask "hey, do you have any of those little pretzles filled with that cheese stuff?". Afterward, Mace Windu mocks Yoda until the little guy looses his cool and shouts "shut up, you must!" It annoys yoda immensely, when he tells Bo Bice to do something, like find a job, and Bo responds with "yo-da-man". Bo Bice and Boba Fett are drinking buddies, they go to seady bars after coucil meetings, leading Yoda to constantly tell Boba "encourage him, you must not!" to no avail. Then drunkenly, they mock Yoda when he leaves the room. Their drunken antics leads to many bar fights where someone loses an appendage. Bo Bice forgets to write down phone messages and constantly opens the door for strangers, crediters, and even once this guy who said his name was Darth-something or other. He even hangs up on Obi-Wan's urgent messages from across the galaxy because the game is on the holoprojector. But despite his faults, Yoda loves his socially retarded little brother,and they like to play cards sometimes late at night. When Bo Bice wins, he doesnt have to clean the Jedi Temple for a week and mocks Yoda that he will always be the older brother with all the potential. He still believes that his music is the 'yo-da-bomb' and everyone just doesn't understand it. He hopes that one day, he will be remembered as the 'Wild Stallyns' of Coruscant. All Yoda can do at these moments is look to the stars, shaking his head and utter, "a retard, my brother is."