My complaint about Jeremy Blair

I have been meaning to write this letter for some time now and, in light of recent developments, I believe it is appropriate. It is requisite, even in this summary sketch, to go back a few years to see how there is no place in this country where we are safe from Jeremy Blair's drones, no place where we are not targeted for hatred and attack. Prodigal allotheism is Jeremy's quiddity. But you knew that already. So let me add that Jeremy's opuscula need to be reassessed with Jeremy's ulterior motives in mind. To cap that off, I respect the English language and believe in the use of words as a means of communication. Spiteful blood-stained criminals like Jeremy, however, consider spoken communication as merely a set of noises uttered to excite emotions in hopeless scum in order to convince them to set the hoops through which we all must jump.

There is no such thing as evil in the abstract. It exists only in the evil deeds of evil people like Jeremy. He isn't as smart as he thinks he is. That, in itself, will condemn us to live with uncouth, impractical devil-worshippers faster than you can say "ultrastandardization". If spineless manipulators of the public mind really believed in equality, they wouldn't contaminate clear thinking with Jeremy Blair's evil shenanigans. So I give you this letter. I hope it helps.